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The Eat Sheet

There's a method to the madness, until there's just madness.

Four plates. Eight hours. The starch is a guest vocalist — it only sings next to the session.

The four piles

  • Protein

    Sit down with it — the plate starts here

    Chicken, mince, eggs, tuna, Greek yoghurt, tofu, tempeh, cottage cheese

  • Garden Scene

    Colour — pile it on

    Broccoli, pumpkin, salad, capsicum, spinach, frozen mix, tomato, mushrooms

  • Carb Me Up

    Starch — session plate only

    Potato, wrap, rice, rye, corn, oats. Rest day: skip it or send in pumpkin.

  • The Gloss

    Fat — a little, not a pond

    Oil spray, flax, a few nuts, avocado, dressing. Not a swimming pool.

Clock

  1. Plate 1

    First sit-down

    Protein + garden

  2. Plate 2

    Mid-window

    Protein + garden

  3. Plate 3

    Session

    Protein + garden + carb me up

  4. Plate 4

    Last sitting

    Small protein + gloss

Window is eight hours, not a Lord of the Rings extended cut. Protein first.

Lights out

Last plate three hours before bed. The starch still follows the session — this just stops a midnight sequel.

Window10:3018:30

Last plate18:30

Daily strategies — pick one

This is a set list, not a festival.

This week's one problem

The pack hunts the same deer.